Up.Down.Under.

C.L: "Look at that big guy."
M.B.: "Look at that ass!"
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P.H.: "All you need now is a surfer boy."
(12 year old boy walks by)
M.B.: "Here we go!"
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L.F.: "Do you want some pineapple?"
M.B.: "No."
L.F.: "Yeah. It's not very good."
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(Lindsey takes a break from dancing)
M.B.: "You can't handle my ass!"
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M.B.: "gomgom."
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Phil's Mom: "sit on your hands, Phil."
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Mama Luckfeldt: "If you don't eat it all, there will be no sunshine tomorrow."
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M.B.: "I'm the blackest person I know."
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M.B.: "Aw yeah, wake up yeah!"
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C.L.: "Here's the ocean, Psstt."
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C.L.: "No way!"
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S.M.: "Spring Break 2012."
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C.L.: "Sex is like catching pokemon. You can collect it."
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M.B.: "Tina, do guys in Sweden shave their armpits?"
T.W.: "You never know what you're gonna get. It's 50-50.
(raises arms) SURPRISE!:
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M.B.: "Don't you just hate scabs."
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C.L.: "The guys in prison have better toilet paper than us."
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C.L.: "There are only two way I'm gonna die. Great Barrier Reef or Cocaine and sluts."
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C.L.: "I was dancing naked in my room. They didn't appreciate it."
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M.B.: "Look, it's shitting Nutella."
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S.M.: "BJ at 60? That's cool."
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P.H.: "Don't tickle me. I have diarrhea."
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A.P.: "Show me the guy that can penetrate this rock solid ass."
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A.P.: "Exxxxxxpelliarmussss:
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C.L.: "Phil, can I come to your bed this night?"
P.H.: "If you want your butt fucked."
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L.F.: "Those drindles look good."
P.H.: "Is that what they're called?"
L.F.: "Um, I just made that up."
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S.M.: "That T-A-S-I. Tasi pussy."
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M.B.: "There was a button on my bed and I kept pushing it, but nothing happened. It was a bottle cap."
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S.M.: "The gender roles have changed. They're driving us to pick up strawberries. We're getting ice coffees and Lindsey and Megan are checking the oil."
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(Chris almost runs over Phil while reversing)
C.L.: "I told you to stay in the car!"
(drives off)
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A.P.: "You know how people go trick-or-treating? I go trick-or-slutting."
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A.F.: "Suckis my cockis, slutis! It's a real quick scene."
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A.F.: "What's that drink that's a man? Kool-Aid."
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A.P.: "It's a little slut of a thing."
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Mama Phelan: "Are you involved in a special religion?"
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C.L.: "I'm too tall for this world."
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A.P.: "You have to put your feet together like an elegant bird."
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P.H.: "It's taking me!"
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(Chris looks at hungry bird)
C.L.: "I know how you feel..."
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Barbara: "They had sex!"
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L.F.: "Get your feet off my pillow!"
M.B.: "It's not like it's a fart!"

Hello,

Here is the remainder of highlights from my trip Down Under. Andrew was kind enough to invite a few of us back to his hometown of Sale, where he lives in a beautiful, rural area called Bushy Park. We were greeted by his beautiful parents into their amazing home, where we had some of the best home-cooked meals.

After spending a few nights at the Phelan's, we departed for our journey to one of Australia's most beautiful national parks: Wilson's Promontory. Not only was the by the mountainside, but Wilson's Prom was right along the coastline as well.

3 Hours to Wilson's Prom!

Our stay at Wilson's Promontory was made up of a lot of nature walks and hiking. It was an amazing place.

We always find ways to get really weird.

The highlight of Wilson's Prom (besides the magnificent weather) was a large cliff drop that went into this basin. The weather was overcast, so we knew the water would be way too cold to swim in, but it didn't matter. There would never be a chance to jump into that basin ever again.

Overall, it was a mistake to have swam in that water. We shivered for the rest of the day.

The next day was a beautiful one. It was a perfect day to hit the coastline and enjoy the beach.

Some of us enjoyed it far more than the others.

The wonders of self-timers. The whole gang is here.

we're so attractive.

Australia has some wild animals...

...but we're far more wild.

We decided that it was a great idea to take a photo of us doing a handstand. It took us more than 20 tries to get all of our legs out. "You have to put your legs together like an elegant bird." -Andrew Phelan.