C.L: "Look at that big guy."
M.B.: "Look at that ass!"
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P.H.: "All you need now is a surfer boy."
(12 year old boy walks by)
M.B.: "Here we go!"
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L.F.: "Do you want some pineapple?"
M.B.: "No."
L.F.: "Yeah. It's not very good."
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(Lindsey takes a break from dancing)
M.B.: "You can't handle my ass!"
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M.B.: "gomgom."
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Phil's Mom: "sit on your hands, Phil."
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Mama Luckfeldt: "If you don't eat it all, there will be no sunshine tomorrow."
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M.B.: "I'm the blackest person I know."
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M.B.: "Aw yeah, wake up yeah!"
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C.L.: "Here's the ocean, Psstt."
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C.L.: "No way!"
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S.M.: "Spring Break 2012."
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C.L.: "Sex is like catching pokemon. You can collect it."
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M.B.: "Tina, do guys in Sweden shave their armpits?"
T.W.: "You never know what you're gonna get. It's 50-50.
(raises arms) SURPRISE!:
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M.B.: "Don't you just hate scabs."
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C.L.: "The guys in prison have better toilet paper than us."
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C.L.: "There are only two way I'm gonna die. Great Barrier Reef or Cocaine and sluts."
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C.L.: "I was dancing naked in my room. They didn't appreciate it."
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M.B.: "Look, it's shitting Nutella."
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S.M.: "BJ at 60? That's cool."
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P.H.: "Don't tickle me. I have diarrhea."
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A.P.: "Show me the guy that can penetrate this rock solid ass."
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A.P.: "Exxxxxxpelliarmussss:
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C.L.: "Phil, can I come to your bed this night?"
P.H.: "If you want your butt fucked."
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L.F.: "Those drindles look good."
P.H.: "Is that what they're called?"
L.F.: "Um, I just made that up."
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S.M.: "That T-A-S-I. Tasi pussy."
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M.B.: "There was a button on my bed and I kept pushing it, but nothing happened. It was a bottle cap."
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S.M.: "The gender roles have changed. They're driving us to pick up strawberries. We're getting ice coffees and Lindsey and Megan are checking the oil."
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(Chris almost runs over Phil while reversing)
C.L.: "I told you to stay in the car!"
(drives off)
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A.P.: "You know how people go trick-or-treating? I go trick-or-slutting."
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A.F.: "Suckis my cockis, slutis! It's a real quick scene."
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A.F.: "What's that drink that's a man? Kool-Aid."
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A.P.: "It's a little slut of a thing."
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Mama Phelan: "Are you involved in a special religion?"
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C.L.: "I'm too tall for this world."
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A.P.: "You have to put your feet together like an elegant bird."
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P.H.: "It's taking me!"
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(Chris looks at hungry bird)
C.L.: "I know how you feel..."
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Barbara: "They had sex!"
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L.F.: "Get your feet off my pillow!"
M.B.: "It's not like it's a fart!"
